呢兩日天氣有dd涼意, 我地決定要上天台bbq!!! 食食食咁啦... 點知天空有舊野低飛, o係我地頭上飛過仲坐左o係我地個欄杆度!
原來係一隻"了哥"...
以前細個時, 樓下面包鋪都養左隻"了哥", o個隻"了哥"好醒架, 成日扮人講野... 咁我咪又係咁對住佢講野囉...
我:"喂屎忽"
pat pat又叫:"屎忽屎忽"
"了哥"零反應...
patpat就繼續食野...
但係我唔放棄!!! 繼續係咁叫"屎忽... 屎忽... 屎忽呀"
如是者叫左十幾廿次...
咁我都放棄囉...食野囉...
"屎忽..屎忽..屎忽呀" <------- 一把怪聲出現, 唔係我又唔係patpat....
原來係一隻"了哥"...
以前細個時, 樓下面包鋪都養左隻"了哥", o個隻"了哥"好醒架, 成日扮人講野... 咁我咪又係咁對住佢講野囉...
我:"喂屎忽"
pat pat又叫:"屎忽屎忽"
"了哥"零反應...
patpat就繼續食野...
但係我唔放棄!!! 繼續係咁叫"屎忽... 屎忽... 屎忽呀"
如是者叫左十幾廿次...
咁我都放棄囉...食野囉...
"屎忽..屎忽..屎忽呀" <------- 一把怪聲出現, 唔係我又唔係patpat....
我同patpat互望...
呆左幾秒...
嘩!!!!! 呢隻"了哥"真係識扮人叫架喎!!
"喂~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~" (又係呢把怪聲)
"你做乜野" (都係"了哥"叫)
"屎忽屎忽屎忽呀"
oh.... 咁我就開始懷疑, 呢隻"了哥"係有人養既.... (死啦, 佢而家學識左係咁叫"屎忽" tim..)
但係佢之後就唔肯再講野喇...佢飛左去隔離既天台... 仲跳左上個女人個背度.. o個個女人好開心咁大叫叫個屋企人出黎睇...
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或者可以講多啲"屎尿屁", 教完佢即閃...
最驚識飛既小動物...俾我一早嚇走左...
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